memeson420:

twerkingwhiteboy:

memeson420:

"u know that feel when no gf" no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

name all seven sports

  1. ball throw
  2. ball catch
  3. ball run
  4. ball kick
  5. shoot ball
  6. dong touch
  7. memes

get fuckin wrecked

(Source: galaxys4, via phobias)

Anonymous:
my best friend died today. Because of someone's stupid decision to drink and drive she was killed along with her pregnant sister. I don't know what to think or how to feel. I want to scream and cry and pull my hair out all at the same time. She's gone. I never got to tell her how much I loved her or how her laugh was so obnoxious yet it fit her perfectly. I never got to tell her that she was my sister. I never got to say goodbye. What do I do?

evolutional:

I’m really sorry about your loss, but everything happens for a reason. Bad things happen to good people which sucks, but it’s for a reason. Maybe god needed another angel to look over everyone… maybe something worse was coming her way. We’ll never know but you need to stay strong. She is FOREVER looking over you, I promise you that and I know that for a fact. She wouldn’t want to see you upset. She wants you to be strong and she wants to see you making a difference in the world. Take this negative situation and turn it into something good. Show the world what drinking and driving can do to innocent people. Like I said before love, I’m so so so sorry for your loss and I know this is hard to believe, but it gets better. If you never got to say goodbye, I want you to write absolutely everything down on a sheet of paper and when you go to her funeral, put it in her coffin. It will forever be with her. I love you and I’m so sorry, please stay strong. Do not hurt yourself… your friend wants you to do amazing things with your life, so go make her proud.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

(via poetic)

adultnapped:

isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die

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